THE AM-BAD-ASS-ADOR

Evans (about Thor 2 and Cap 2): It’s going to be an issue trying to orchestrate the reasons why we don’t call upon each other. (x)

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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doctorspockspaceman:

shappeyknappey:

cumber-bitches:

hellstinkerbelle:

cumber-bitches:

My favourite so far is Cumberangels. Just so he could be all “Good morning, Cumberangels.” and we can just reply “Good morning, Benny.”

i read that as cumberbagels. 

we should be cumberbagels. 

CUMBERBAGELS.

I’m good for both

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glarewolf:

one of my old managers stopped in today and was having a conversation with the new manager up front but when i stopped by to say hi she just stopped talking, pointed at me, and yelled “MOST SWAGGED OUT BITCH IN THIS PLACE” and then turned back to continue her conversation

i’ve never been given a better compliment

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lying-delilah:

boyce-sparklez:

stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee:

 PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT

IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!1!?!! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THAT.

I thought this was going to scare the shit out of me, so I hid behind my hoodie. I spent like, 5 minutes doing this until I figured it the fuck out.

sativa-cyb0rg:

sp3ranza:

praise the lord it’s back

OMG

tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

rumbleroarisalionwhocantalk:

suddenlyemily:

Please tell me I’m not the only one who saw this

oh my GOD

it gets better when you realize that RDJ is also Sherlock